{"product_id":"recursive-christmas-bigfoot-kitchen-towel","title":"Bigfoots Ugly Christmas Sweater – Kitchen Towel","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"69\" data-end=\"416\"\u003eBring festive cryptid cheer to your kitchen with the \u003cem data-start=\"141\" data-end=\"187\"\u003eRecursive Christmas Bigfoot – Kitchen Towel!\u003c\/em\u003e Featuring everyone’s favorite holiday legend sporting his own ugly Christmas sweater (with another Bigfoot wearing the same sweater—because why not?), this towel is a hilarious nod to the season’s most mythical mischief-maker.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"418\" data-end=\"629\"\u003eCrafted from a durable 85% micro-polyester and 15% polyamide blend, it’s ultra-absorbent, quick-drying, and perfect for tackling spills, dishes, or simply adding a playful holiday accent to your kitchen décor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"68\" data-end=\"350\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"631\" data-end=\"932\"\u003eIdeal for Bigfoot fans, Christmas enthusiasts, or anyone who loves a touch of humor with their holiday hosting, this towel brings cozy vibes and laughter to every cleanup. Whether you’re baking cookies, prepping Christmas dinner, or gifting a fellow cryptid lover, this towel is pure holiday legend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Material: 85% micro polyester, 15% polyamide (11.6oz\/yd² (360 g\/m²))\u003cbr\u003e.: One size: 16″ × 25″ (40.6cm × 63.5cm)\u003cbr\u003e.: One-sided print\u003cbr\u003e.: Sewn-in care label\u003cbr\u003e.: Blanks are sourced from China\u003cbr\u003e.: *Dark colors in mockups will appear brighter when printed\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"16'' × 25''","offer_id":52631415587123,"sku":"10088594113136392970","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0944\/4294\/6867\/files\/12010400414542260923_2048.jpg?v=1767125103","url":"https:\/\/hiddenrealmoutdoors.com\/products\/recursive-christmas-bigfoot-kitchen-towel","provider":"Hidden Realm Outdoors","version":"1.0","type":"link"}