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Upgrade your basics with this micro-rib tank top featuring the cheeky “Married. Motivated. Mildly afraid of what’s in the woods.” design. Crafted from soft Airlume cotton, it features thick straps and a mid-length cut—perfect for pairing with jeans or layering under a blazer when you want to serve sass, style, and just a hint of survival instinct.
• 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather colors are 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.4 oz./yd.² (183 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 32 singles
• 1 × 1 micro rib
• Pre-shrunk
• Stretch fit
• Mid-length
• Thick straps
• Scoop neck
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Married. Motivated. Mildly Afraid Women’s Micro-rib Tank Top
$25.50
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• 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather colors are 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.4 oz./yd.² (183 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 32 singles
• 1 × 1 micro rib
• Pre-shrunk
• Stretch fit
• Mid-length
• Thick straps
• Scoop neck
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
A (inches) | B (inches) | |
XS | 12 ¼ | 12 ¼ |
S | 12 ⅝ | 14 |
M | 13 | 14 ¾ |
L | 13 ⅜ | 15 ¾ |
XL | 13 ¾ | 16 ¾ |
2XL | 14 ⅛ | 17 ¾ |
A (cm) | B (cm) | |
XS | 31.1 | 31.1 |
S | 32 | 35.6 |
M | 33 | 37.5 |
L | 34 | 40 |
XL | 35 | 42.6 |
2XL | 36 | 45 |