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Say it with feathers and flair—Mother Clucker Classic is the perfect blend of rustic charm and unapologetic attitude. Featuring a hand-drawn hen adorned with rich vintage florals and bold gold lettering, this design makes it clear who rules the roost.
Whether you're running the farm, the family, or just your own damn business, this is the ultimate nod to henhouse divinity. Equal parts classy and cheeky, it’s made for those who lead with love… and a little side-eye.
✨ Elegant. Edgy. Entirely eggstra.
💫 From the coop to the catwalk, rule it like a Mother Clucker.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Mother Clucker Classic Women's Relaxed T-Shirt
$24.50
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
Whether you're running the farm, the family, or just your own damn business, this is the ultimate nod to henhouse divinity. Equal parts classy and cheeky, it’s made for those who lead with love… and a little side-eye.
✨ Elegant. Edgy. Entirely eggstra.
💫 From the coop to the catwalk, rule it like a Mother Clucker.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
SHIRT WIDTH (inches) | SHIRT LENGTH (inches) | US SIZES | EU SIZE | UK SIZE | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 18 ½ | 25 ¼ | 6-8 | 36-38 | 10-12 | 7 ¾ |
M | 20 | 26 | 10-12 | 40-42 | 14-16 | 8 ¼ |
L | 22 | 26 ¾ | 14-16 | 44-46 | 18-20 | 8 ¾ |
XL | 24 | 27 ½ | 18-20 | 48-50 | 22-24 | 9 ½ |
2XL | 26 | 28 ¼ | 22-24 | 52-54 | 26-28 | 10 ¼ |
3XL | 28 | 29 | 26-28 | 56-58 | 30-32 | 10 ¾ |
SHIRT WIDTH (cm) | SHIRT LENGTH (cm) | US SIZES | EU SIZE | UK SIZE | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
S | 47 | 64.1 | 6-8 | 36-38 | 10-12 | 19.7 |
M | 50.8 | 66 | 10-12 | 40-42 | 14-16 | 21 |
L | 55.9 | 68 | 14-16 | 44-46 | 18-20 | 22.2 |
XL | 61 | 69.9 | 18-20 | 48-50 | 22-24 | 24.1 |
2XL | 66 | 71.8 | 22-24 | 52-54 | 26-28 | 26 |
3XL | 71.1 | 73.7 | 26-28 | 56-58 | 30-32 | 27.3 |