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This Thanksgiving, Bigfoot’s got his priorities straight — and they start with your cooler! The Cooler Heist – Thanksgiving Edition design captures the hilarious moment a mischievous Squatch dashes off with the goods, tossing a quick “Thanks!” over his shoulder as he disappears into the woods.
Meet your new favorite holiday shirt! It exudes coolness in both style and comfort, made with featherlight, moisture-wicking fabric that keeps you fresh even when the kitchen (or family drama) heats up. Perfect for Thanksgiving feasts, outdoor gatherings, or just showing off your cryptid humor, this tee is built for comfort, laughs, and legendary Squatch vibes.
• 65% recycled polyester, 35% polyester
• Fabric weight: 2.95 oz/yd² (100 g/m²)
• Breathable and moisture-wicking material
• Oversized fit
• UPF50+ protection
• Blank product components sourced from China
Disclaimers:
• In areas where the fabric is double-layered, details from the inner fabric layer may subtly show through, especially with lighter designs.
• After washing, the fabric will become softer.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

The Cooler Heist Unisex Button Shirt
$45.00
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
Meet your new favorite holiday shirt! It exudes coolness in both style and comfort, made with featherlight, moisture-wicking fabric that keeps you fresh even when the kitchen (or family drama) heats up. Perfect for Thanksgiving feasts, outdoor gatherings, or just showing off your cryptid humor, this tee is built for comfort, laughs, and legendary Squatch vibes.
• 65% recycled polyester, 35% polyester
• Fabric weight: 2.95 oz/yd² (100 g/m²)
• Breathable and moisture-wicking material
• Oversized fit
• UPF50+ protection
• Blank product components sourced from China
Disclaimers:
• In areas where the fabric is double-layered, details from the inner fabric layer may subtly show through, especially with lighter designs.
• After washing, the fabric will become softer.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
CHEST (inches) | WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
2XS | 34 ⅝ | 28 ¼ | 35 ⅜ |
XS | 36 ¼ | 29 ⅞ | 37.0 |
S | 37 ¾ | 31 ½ | 38 ⅝ |
M | 39 ⅜ | 33 ⅛ | 40 ¼ |
L | 42 ½ | 36 ¼ | 43 ¼ |
XL | 45 ¾ | 39 ⅜ | 46 ½ |
2XL | 48 ¾ | 42 ½ | 49 ⅝ |
3XL | 52.0 | 45 ¾ | 52 ¾ |
4XL | 55 ⅛ | 48 ¾ | 55 ⅞ |
5XL | 58 ¼ | 52.0 | 59 ⅛ |
6XL | 61 ⅜ | 55 ⅛ | 62 ¼ |
CHEST (cm) | WAIST (cm) | HIPS (cm) | |
2XS | 87.9 | 71.9 | 90 |
XS | 92 | 76 | 94 |
S | 96 | 80 | 98 |
M | 100 | 84 | 102.1 |
L | 108 | 92 | 110 |
XL | 116 | 100 | 118.1 |
2XL | 124 | 108 | 126 |
3XL | 132 | 116 | 134.1 |
4XL | 140 | 124 | 142 |
5XL | 148 | 132 | 150.1 |
6XL | 156 | 140 | 158 |